52 GIRLS

When I was a kid I had to do an assembly with the class where we performed a dance to two songs to the whole school. One of those songs was Seal, Kissed By a Rose, and the other was Shiny Happy People by REM. My wonderful teacher, Mrs Maguire, showed us the music video to Shiny Happy People as inspiration and I was mesmerised by this vivacious woman with flaming red hair who turned out to be Kate Pierson from the B52s.




At about the same time I was also obsessed with Kate Piersons lookalike - Peggy Bundy - from the sitcom Married With Children.


Anyway, I love the B52s. I never think I love them, but now I've realised that I do. I especially love the girls (obviously) and I've been listening to this song allllllll muthafuckin day! It was on a Claw Money mix tape and it didnt have the track name and I had to call my mate Jiro to find out what it was because he knows every single cool song ever made (thanks J). Listen now! It rawks....

So I wanna learn an instrument so I can make a song as good as this...

FYI - Check out the lyrics...

Effie, Madge and Mabel and Biddie
See them on the beach
Or in New York City
Tina, Louise and Hazel and Mavis
Can you name, name, name, name them today
Can you name, name, name, name them today

Wanda and Janet and Ronnie and Reba-o-o-o
These are the girls of the USA
The principal girls of the USA
Can you name, name, name, name them today
Can you name, name, name, name them today

O-o-o Kate, Kate and Cindy and Crystal and Candy
Mercedes and Joan, Betty and Brenda
Suzie and Anita and Phoebe and Jack Jackie-o
These are the girls of the USA
The principal girls of the USA

Can you name, name, name, name them today
Can you name, name, name, name them today
Can you name, name, name, name.

COME AND PARTY!!

Me and Flo (AKA TRIPLE DENIM SCORE CRU) are DJing 90s RnB and hip hop classics at Work It (AKA BEST CLUB EVER). Come and see us. We might even sign your t-shirt...

MEGABABE

RIDIN

When I was a kid I BEGGGGGGGGED my rich uncle to get me a bike for my birthday. I got one that was a bit too big for me so I could grow into it. It got stolen after 6 months so i didnt grow into shit but anyway I had one of the best summers ever on my Raleigh. I mainly spent it cycling around the canals in Wolverhampton, which is the reason for this post. See, I've just moved to Kingsland road, right by the canal and I've been using the canals tons lately to get around, one canal leads straight from my house to Alex's. I picked Alex up on the weekend for a roll around Hackney canals and it totally reminded me of being a kid and ANYTHING THAT REMINDS ME OF BEING A KID IS THE BEST!!

WHERE THA FUCK???

Two weeks ago after my friends birthday karaoke at the Birdcage, I had a ton of people came back at my house and things got a bit messy. Needless to say someone nicked my fucking Rayban Clubmasters from my kitchen table. Whoever the fuck you are I'm gonna snatch your eyeballs out if I see you mincing around Shoreditch in them!! Stick to your shit Wayfarers and gimme my glasses back!!

Here's my glasses, if i see anyone in them there will be trouble...


Then I saw this sign in a shop in Brick Lane, I feel your pain girl, I feel your pain...

CALI SWIMWEAR

I found this crazzzy dope store on Brick Lane that sells deadstock 80s/90s swimwear for like £3 each! We practically cleaned him out in preparation for our LA SPRING BREAK STYLE BEACH LOOK!!

WEST COAST/EAST COAST

Okay so everyone knows I'm going to LA then NY in two weeks and it was welll weird yeah because on Monday I was all up in LA when I went to see muthafucking ICE CUBE at the Electric Ballroom in Camden. Then on Tuesday I was all up in NY when i went to see muthafuckin WU TANG CLAN at Shepherds Bush Empire! Wowzaaaaassss two badass gigs in one week!? Ay Carumba!!!

I ain't got the pics of my digi cam yet but check out my outfits - pure LA style for Ice Cube and IceCream girl for Wu!


I was really trying not to smile in this photo so I could look "hard". I was a bit annoyed he only did ONE, yeh ONE, NWA track! WTF? Just to recap - ONE!NWA!WTF?

Then I got my T Shirts made like I said I would. It was super annoying though because every single time I see a Wu member gig they always get girls onstage when they do a girly track but they didnt this time but at the end all these skinny model chicks started doing wack white girl dancing onstage so we climbed up and then the gig was over. WHAT A BLOODY ANTI-CLIMAX!!! I think my friend has a pic of us onstage though so I'll try and post later!





Meth crowd walking - he is soooo fucking sexy!

QUEEN ISABELLA OF SPAIN

Apart from her expulsion of Muslims and Jews from Spain (because she wanted everyone to be Catholic) Queen Isabella was pretty amazing.

MEXICAN BOYS

I luuuuurrrrve Mexican boys. The last three boys I've fancied i have only fancied because I thought they were Mexican. Turns out they were not Mexican, but hey, so long as they dont talk and keep that olive skin and jet black hair, who cares, right!? I ESPECIALLY love ones aged between 16 and 25 who have that thin wispy pubescent moustache!!

TEENAGE MEXICAN BOYS

GANG MEXICAN BOYS


SKATE PUNK MEXICAN BOYS

PUNKS + EMOS IN MEXICO

OMG I've just watched this video of Punks Vs Emos in Mexico like 5 times in a row. Sooo funny!!! Watch it HERE!

I WANT A ILL NAIL JOB FROM NECKFACE...

HOLIDAY! CELEBRATE!

ME, MEGHAN, FLO, CHARLY, CHARLET, CHRIS DE LA PENA AND ALEX B ARE ALL GOING TO LA!!!

FUCK YEAHHHHHHH!!!!!

We're going to LA for two week from July 29th, then to Mexico within that time then New York on August 15th!!! If you're in any of those places at that time HOLLLLAAAA!!!





Love this tune....

MONDAY MORNING ROMANCE

Listening to the Goodfellas soundtrack at the moment. The Crystals - And Then He kissed Me is one of my fave tracks! Doesn't this scene give you goosebumps?!?! every single man wishes he was this smooth and every single woman dreams of being on a date like this.... I love this music!!!

WI-NO-NA

KESSHIA

COME BACK TO LONDON!!!!

DEVIL CHILD

WAYS TO GET LAID

Boys I like usually won't date me for pretty much one reason - I'm doing my own thing and I don't actually NEED them like they want me too. They want their egos stroked basically and I'm too busy making $$$ and getting my nails done to sit around telling them how fantastically manly they are....so instead they go out with ditzy West London doll types who think Pixie Geldof is "really cool". Or fake ghetto East London types who wear shit trainers and think hip hop begins and ends with Ja Rule. But hey - thats life!

Sooooooo...having accepted the fact that I will never have a boyfriend because I intimidate ALL the boys my age because I work hard and make money and am a STRONG WOOOOOMMMMAAAAN, I am now no longer looking for a prospective husband and instead I'm just trying to get laid.



Look out for my new special one-off fanzine Ways To Get Laid. Out at the end of summer. Cuz girls need SexyTime too....

EVEN CARAMEL SUNDAES IS GETTING TOUCHED...

Next week a big gang of us are going to see Wu Tang for Dylans birthday. I'm sooooo excited! I've seen Ghostface a million times, Raekwon too, but not the whole muthafucking clan!!! (except for ODB obviously, pour a lil liqour for my homie) Plus because theres a lot of us, it'll be fun no matter what! Anywayyyy, my dilemma is this: I REEEALLLLLY wanna wear a Wu Ice Cream tee, you know - like in the video!! I'm torn between Caramel Sundae and Chocolate Deluxe because I've gone a bit blacker from being in Florence and Barcelona lately...but my legs are still pretty yellow...




Its gonna be impossible to find an original one so I'm gonna get one made up for me and maybe a French Vanilla for Dylans girlfriend Charlet...good times!

DOUBLE DENIM

Anyone who invents "Fashion Rules" should be skinned alive so I can wear their body as a coat a la Buffalo Bill. This is because one of my fave looks EVER always appears on those dumbass lists, and that look, my dear friends, is DOUBLE DENIM! Some people say its awfully "matchy" or just plain Mum style. Those fules kno nuffin. Double denim is the ultimate uniform. You can look like a East La gang member in some prison issue style double denim or like a Cali surf bitch in acid wash jeans and denim bra top. After all, why would you wanna let your jeans or skirt hang round your body all lonely and shit?! Give em a friend. Throw a denim waistcoat or denim shirt into the equation and its sexy time. All Over Your Body.

Heres Aaliyah modelling two of my fave double denim looks...




And heres me with sexy summer denim...

HOUSECLEANING DENIM TIME


READY FOR ACTION DENIM TIME


SAN TROPEZ DENIM TIME


SUNDAY SHOPPING DENIM TIME


This is my fave skirt ever!! it has a zip on the front AND back. It zips right off!!


ROCK DENIM TIME!


The last image is actually what I'm wearing today.... So as you can see my dear folks, dont be afraid of doubling or even TRIPLING denim!!! (get extra points with a TRIPLE DENIM SCORE!!) I know I'm wearing the same waistcoat all the way through (LOVINGLY DONATED TO ME BY KESSHIA) but I'm late for an appointment and I gotta get outta here!

+++ Cerys just showed me her fave TRIPLE DENIM SCORE!!! +++

NICE TAT

FAN ART

Why do people love doing shit drawings of Aaliyah?