STORY OF MY LIFE....

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I'M BORED OF WINTER NOW...

MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL YOU WAH GIRLS WORLDWIDE!

But Hollis is where its at....

OH MY FUCKING GAWD

This is my FAVOURITE Christmas video ever! To my new fave Christmas song (sorry Mariah)...

This is pretty much my anthem - Check the lyrics...

"Bah, humbug!" No, that's too strong
'Cause it is my favorite holiday
But all this year's been a busy blur
Don't think I have the energy

To add to my already mad rush
Just 'cause it's 'tis the season.
The perfect gift for me would be
Completions and connections left from

Last year, ski shop,
Encounter, most interesting.
Had his number but never the time
Most of '81 passed along those lines.

So deck those halls, trim those trees
Raise up cups of Christmas cheer,
I just need to catch my breath,
Christmas by myself this year.

Calendar picture, frozen landscape,
Chilled this room for twenty-four days,
Evergreens, sparkling snow
Get this winter over with!

Flashback to springtime, saw him again,
Would've been good to go for lunch,
Couldn't agree when we were both free,
We tried, we said we'd keep in touch.

Didn't, of course, 'til summertime,
Out to the beach to his boat could I join him?
No, this time it was me,
Sunburn in the third degree.

Now the calendar's just one page
And, of course, I am excited
Tonight's the night, but I've set my mind
Not to do too much about it.

Merry Christmas! Merry Christmas!
But I think I'll miss this one this year.
Merry Christmas! Merry Christmas!
But I think I'll miss this one this year.
Merry Christmas! Merry Christmas!
But I think I'll miss this one this year.
Merry Christmas! Merry Christmas!
But I think I'll miss this one this year.
Hardly dashing through the snow
Cause I bundled up too tight
Last minute have-to-do's
A few cards a few calls
'Cause it's r-s-v-p
No thanks, no party lights
It's Christmas Eve, gonna relax
Turned down all of my invites.

Last fall I had a night to myself,
Same guy called, halloween party,
Waited all night for him to show,
This time his car wouldn't go,

Forget it, it's cold, it's getting late,
Trudge on home to celebrate
In a quiet way, unwind
Doing Christmas right this time.

A&P has provided me
With the world's smallest turkey
Already in the oven, nice and hot
Oh damn! Guess what I forgot?

So on with the boots, back out in the snow
To the only all-night grocery,
When what to my wondering eyes should appear
In the line is that guy I've been chasing all year!

"I'm spending this one alone," he said.
"Need a break; this year's been crazy."
I said, "Me too, but why are you?
You mean you forgot cranberries too?"

Then suddenly we laughed and laughed
Caught on to what was happening
That Christmas magic's brought this tale
To a very happy ending! "

Merry Christmas! Merry Christmas!
Couldn't miss this one this year!
Merry Christmas! Merry Christmas!
Couldn't miss this one this year!

RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOW

At the moment I am:

looking more American preppy
reading Gabriel Garcia Marquez's biography
living in a flat where I'm not allowed to throw anymore parties
listening to underwater music
drinking Ribena - its been so long!
watching films of Top 100 lists
smelling of Nars body oil
eating not very much
dreaming of long trips in the car
wearing stuff I used to wear in summer 04, Ralph, Moschino, puffas, Varsity jackets
walking in loafers and Vans
singing Christmas songs
losing my patience with people who owe me $$$
wanting to stay in bed, cuddling and warm

WHEN I GROW UP, I WANNA BE IN THE COCONUTS...

THINGS OCCUPYING MY MIND THIS WEEK

THE FESTIVE SEASON

Has been pretty exhausting....

YOU NEED A...

This song cracks me up!

Yo, I need a gangsta bitch; she don't sleep and she don't play
Stickin up girls from around the fuckin way
Strapped but lovable, hateful but huggable
Always in trouble and definitely fuckable
See her now, booms and pounds, she's mine friend
Puffin on a blunt, sippin on a Heineken
She's got charm, a firearm to match mine
Goin to the movies packin his and her nine's
Wearin Carhart and leather, motherfuck the weather
On Valentine's Day, doin stick-ups together
No one to blame, no shame in her game
And when we fuck she makes me scream out her name
She's not petty, confidant, ready
Right for late night, we play fight with machetes
This goes out to all the gangsta hoe pros
Give me a ghetto girl, fuck a Soul Train hoe

[Chorus: Apache]
I need a gangsta bitch yo (a gangsta bitch)
I want a gangsta bitch (a gangsta bitch)
I wanna "Gangsta boogie!" with my (gangsta bitch)
I need a (gangsta bitch) I want a (gangsta bitch)
I want a gangsta bitch yo (a gangsta bitch)
I need a gangsta bitch (a gangsta bitch)
I wanna "Gangsta boogie!" with my (gangsta bitch)
I need a (gangsta bitch) I want a (gangsta bitch)

[Verse Two]
She likes to party with her posse and drink beer
Pour a little bit out for the sisters who ain't here
She's not the one, player you might get done
Her idea of fun's takin her son shoppin for a gun
Likes to dress to impress, quick to attack
When your punk-ass boys run, you know she's got your back
In a Benz with her friends, aiyyo Jeep kid
Drivin down the street pumpin, "Apache you ain't shit!"
Snappin on niggaz, takin no shorts
Sittin on a porch, pullin on a Newport
Minds her business, knows cause she hears things
Fat herringbone and diamond studded earrings
She's a thoroughbred, walks and talks with class
Try to get fast, she just might slap your ass
Come meet my moms, but the two might not click
Parents just don't understand..

[Chorus: Apache]
I need a gangsta bitch (a gangsta bitch)
I want a gangsta bitch yo (a gangsta bitch)
I wanna "Gangsta boogie!" with my (gangsta bitch)
I need a (gangsta bitch) I want a (gangsta bitch)
I want a gangsta bitch yo (a gangsta bitch)
I want a gangsta bitch (a gangsta bitch)
I wanna "Gangsta boogie!" with my (gangsta bitch)
I need a (gangsta bitch) I want a (gangsta bitch)

[Verse Three]
I had a church girl, quiet girl, one girl was rich
The most memorable girl was a gangsta bitch
We went out a lot, sometimes we dressed the same
Lickin shots in the park and had pet names
I called her 'Dollars' cause that's what she liked to spend
She called me 'Diamond' cause my dick was her best friend
If you owed her dough, then you had to pay
Bought her an AK for her 21st birthday
We packed up and shacked up, didn't need a job
Engaged to a criminal and married to the mob
I gave MC's injuries and beat 'em down
While she's, pickin up ki's, from Uptown
Sad to say one day got caught out there
I shed tears when the judge said five years
She's gone now so it's time to make my switch
So who'll be my next gangsta bitch?

I need a gangsta bitch, yo! (a gangsta bitch)
I want a gangsta bitch (a gangsta bitch)
I wanna "Gangsta boogie!" with my (gangsta bitch)
I need a (gangsta bitch) I want a (gangsta bitch)
I want a gangsta bitch (a gangsta bitch)
I want a gangsta bitch yo (a gangsta bitch)
I wanna "Gangsta boogie!" with my (gangsta bitch)
I need a (gangsta bitch) I want a (gangsta bitch)

[Apache]
Yeah, yeah.. (a gangsta bitch)
This shit goes out to all the gangsta bitches Uptown (a gangsta bitch)
All the gangsta bitches in Brooklyn, Long Island (gangsta bitch)
(a gangsta bitch) (a gangsta bitch)
Queens, Boogie Down Bronx, Staten Island
Mount Vernon (a gangsta bitch)
Chilltown J.C., Naughtyville E.O. (a gangsta bitch)
And Newark to Brick motherfuckin City (gangsta bitch)
(a gangsta bitch) (a gangsta bitch)
This goes out to all the gangsta bitches, hehehah (a gangsta bitch)
Every-motherfuckin-where (a gangsta bitch)
Yeah, you know what I need baby (gangsta bitch)
I need a gangsta bitch (a gangsta bitch) (a gangsta bitch)
Hahahaha! (a gangsta bitch) Yeah (a gangsta bitch)
Ahh (gangsta bitch) (a gangsta bitch) (a gangsta bitch)
Yo yo yo, yo honey check this out..

CHRISTMAS 93

TLC - SLEIGH RIDE!

CUTIE

Old photo from airport bathroom in New York.

WHERE HAS CIARA GONE?

2 WORDS: WASTE. GASH.

BEST CHRISTMAS SONG EVER

MY CHRISTMAS TREE IS THA SHIT!

This is my first ever Christmas in my new flat! I was so determined to make this lego building as homely as possible that I bought my decorations a month ago, I've been storing mince pies and I've got 4 bottles of mulled wine (so far). Yesterday i got up well early, cleaned the whole house, organised a shoot then at 3pm thought DING! I'LL BUY MY BLOODY CHRISTMAS TREE TODAY!!! So i traipsed around Dalston looking for a real tree. First I was fobbed off with a short fat Danny Devito style tree at a local car garage priced £30!! Bloodclart mechanics always try and rip you off! Then I went up to Ridley Road market and the lovely veg sellers on the right side of the entrance sold me a HUGE bushy tree for £25! Bargain!

Then I had to schlep all the way home with the damn thing! I put it on the bus (at schooltime rush hour) pissing off everyone off, but pleasing myself with the lovely aroma and pleasant thoughts of decorating it. I even started stroking it.

When i got it off the bus, I had to drag it upstairs and an old man goes to me "I bet you thought it was a good idea at the time", cheeky bastard!

When I got it home, I was as proud as if I had cut the fucker down myself! We unleashed it from the casing and it was sooo huge it was like Little Shop of Horrors! I thought it was gonna eat me!!! Me and Grace had to rearrange the whole living room to accomodate it!!


But its up now! Very tasteful decorations, oh yah, I went for a hearts theme this year...


Looks lovely, pictures dont do it (and this story) justice. Anyone who's coming to my Christmas Party this week will DIE if they knock it over!

FISHY BREKKIE

Typical Broadway Market fayre...

GRACE MAKES SHEPHERDS PIE!

HEAVENLY CREATURES

DRUNK AND STOOPID

I totally forgot to mention that the FIXED MAGAZINE LAUNCH PARTY was sooooooo dope! Gus and i came 6th in the Treasure Cat, but it was sooo much fun nonetheless!




Meghan got spectacularly drunk before the party even started!






After a banging evening of games, free drink, impromteau DJing and a dance off with local b-boys, we all set off to go to Katie Skills party at Dragon Bar like a pack of feral wolves and I fell off my bike spectacularly while showing off....
I busted my eye, it looks minor but the gash was so open you coulda slotted a pound coin in there!


And I chipped two bones in my wrist...


And the next day I went to A+E and they glued the wound back together then my eye looked like this...


I can't believe I acted so stupid! Never show off, while drunk!

But I still don't blame you my love...

TEMPLE OF DOOM

Last night Grace and I headed down to the launch of our girl Carri's shoe with Nike. Was soooo much fun! The set was amazing! Carri's vision blows me away. It was also good to catch up with friends. Her Nike Blazer will be available to buy at the pop up store in Shoreditch! Put them shits on ice til summer!







Then we went to WORK IT - which if you didnt know is STILL the best party in town!!! Get your NYE tickets ASAP! Me and Flo are Djing there!

I LOVE WEDNESDAYS

Wednesday Addams is the shit. Loyal to her fams, knows when something aint right and always sticks to her guns. Be true...

LADY IS A VAMP

CHRISTMAS PRESENT WISH LIST...

I AM SOOOOOOOO EXCITED ABOUT CHRISTMAS!!! I'm throwing a huge party at my place and I'm decorating and getting a tree - the full works! I can't wait! A good Chritsmas in my nice new flat is what I've been waiting for all year. I've got a good bunch of presents so far but if anyone is thinking of treating me, here goes....


1 - ARKITIP 2008 SET


2 - LOTS OF BOOKS FOR SCHOOL, CHECK OUT MY AMAZON WISH LIST (I WANT REAL BOOKS, NOT PSEUDO SELF HELP BOOKS TELLING ME HOW TO BECOME RICH AND/OR SUCCESSFUL, I CAN DO THAT ALL BY MYSELF THANKS!)


3 - A NEW L SHAPED SOFA

4 - MADE IN ENGLAND RING

5 - WENDY NICHOL STUD RING

6 - MARKS & SPENCER TURKEY


7 - A HUGE SONY BRAVIA TELEVISION

8 - GOLD PYRAMID CHARM

9 - THREE MONTHS IN COLUMBIA


10 - FILM 4'S TOP 50 FILMS TO SEE BEFORE I DIE, ALL ON DVD, WHERE POSSIBLE