Monday, October 01, 2007

GREAT BRITISH TRADITIONS: PINCH, PUNCH...

Hello, and welcome to the first in a brand new series called 'Great British Traditions'. In this series, we'll be looking at some of the great activities that us Brits like to engage in.

Today's Great British Tradition is called 'Pinch, Punch'.

On the first day of any month, like today, go up to someone and say:

"Pinch, punch, first day of the month!"

Then you pinch them really hard, followed by a swift punch in the face or stomach. Extra points gained for whistling the national anthem while you execute the second movement.

Make sure you say "No return!" after. That way they can't pinch or punch you back! Haha suckers!!!

So ends our first episode of Great British Traditions. Toodle pip!

Unfortunately, I've just received word that Sharmadean has slashed the budget for this series and this will be the last one. Sorry.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

If some1 does that 2 you your'e supposed to give them a slap and a kick for being so quick. no returns dosent count.

josephine said...

you're from hackney right? lol