Seeing men piss into every corner, bush and garden is one of the lowlights of carnival. Some of them don't even business where they go or who can see them. When you're taking granny out to jump up behind the Poison UK float, the last thing you want to be confronted with is some limp little ding-a-ling spraying out a pint of smelly piss all over the place. Granny doesn't need to be seeing that shit.
The thing is though, this seems to be a growing trend in London these days. It's like, every corner I turn, there's some dude spraying his White Lightning against a wall or tree like he's invisible or some shit.
And the other day, I was in the queue for the cashpoint behind this woman and her three year old daughter. The little girl decided she needed to go toilet and literally took down her knickers and pissed right in the midle of the busy pavement. And her mum didn't even batter an eyelid or make any attempt whatsoever to stop her. That shit is rank. I know that when a kid's got to go, they've got to go, but what kind of message are you sending out to your sprogs when you allow them to urinate right in the middle of the frigging pavement, huh? That's taking the piss, man.
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