MYSPACE WASTE CADETS

I completely forgot about this ON POINT piece by my friend Charles about the kinda girls he does NOT wanna meet on Myspace. I thought this would be appropriate to follow on from the last post...

"Myspace Waste Cadets (Dictionary definition):

One who uses myspace to post scantily clad pics of themselves so that they may attract comments like "you're so beautiful baby" and "all I can say is wow" (I've actually seen this) underneath that waste girl/man picture. Obviously too weak to fight against the respect depricating tirade that is Heat, Now, Closer, 50 Cent, they think that the people in the class B, C and even D list are still celebrities. Waste Cadets often believe they have "so much more depth" than the next girl/man via the fact they have heard a Roots, Jimi Hendrix or Al Green album.

Contrary to what they think, although often obsessed with the very veneer of black culture, they actually know very little of the subject (wether they be white, black or other).

The funny thing about myspace waste cadets is that they don't recognise each other in the opposite sex and often get excited when speaking to each other, firmly beliving that they are "special".

You can often find waste-cadets in waste-clubs like Chinawhites, Pangea et al smiling whilst paying ludicrously over-inflated prices for drinks, thinking "this is what people that have made it do" before returning to their 9-5's so they can pay off their credit card debt.

If you are any of the above you are probably so steeped in denial that you don't realise. At any rate, unless I feel like taking the piss out of you I don't want to meet you."

COULDN'T HAVE SAID IT BETTER CHARLES...