HAIR CUT

THIS IS ME IN THE MORNING. I AM GETTING MY HAIR CUT TODAY!

SAY NO GO

So I still haven't been laid and to make matters worse i had to endure some dumb emotional shit last night. When did boys turn into girls? When did they start worrying about "their issues" etc. I am not mega keen on this whole role reversal thing. I like my men to be men. I like them to have big arms and strong shoulders. I like them when they don't cook dinner and they find it difficult to read maps. I like stereotypes. Except of course I will be SuperMom, not a housewife.... In the words of Married To The Mob - MEN ARE THE NEW WOMEN...




Hopefully I will stop thinking about boys after the weekend...

GET A JOB

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SEXUAL HEALING

Ladies. I love Ladies. I love repping ladies and I love that we're pushing things forward. But Boys. Oh how I luuuuurve boys. When I'm not thinking about work and making $$$, I think about boys. But whats WRONG with boys lately. I am very busy at the moment and am not really looking for a boyfriend. Plus, I already know who i'm gonna marry, but why can't I find a casual boy, you know...a BOOTY CALL!??! I am a terrible sex fiend. I have been called a sex pest on many occasions but surely you'd think boys would be gaggin for it? I mean, I don't think I'm all that or whatever but the boys I fancy tend to be weird looking, guys who should count themselves lucky that anyone is throwing glances their way. I met someone recently who reminds me of Charlotte and Harry in Sex and The City. He sorta repulses me but its like a car crash and I can't stay away. But he's not even that interested!!! I'm exasperated!! I don't even go out much so its not like i'm even getting the chance to send out those desperate vibes. I am very aware of playing it cool even though my mind is drifting to dirty places when they are tellin me boring things about their day. So whats wrong with you all? And don't anyone gimme no crap about putting it out there and being all slutty etc. Most people don't even know what my body shape is until I get naked because I cover up so much...I'm sure I am not the only girl out there who feels like this!!!!! I'm not looking to settle down, sometimes I don't even wanna stay the night. I just need what every human being needs, a little bit if TLC. Every day. Maybe a few times a day....

I LOVE MUTYA

MUTYA IS MY FAVE POPSTAR RIGHT NOW! I'm so glad she left that wackness that was Sugababes particularly that busted Keisha and got on with her own shit togther. She looks hot, she's got her head screwed on and she has a family!!! We're the same age and she's got it all right now. (Nails included) Looking forward to hearing her new record. Check her out in this months new issue if i-D....good choice, but she shoulda been on the cover!!!

AIN'T TOO PROUD

So i'm thinking of getting my hair cut short like T-Boz's in this picture? Whaddya think? She already has my orange and lemons outfit on...

MTTM Lolita

I am obsessed with Lolita. I watched the film (both versions) and read the book as a teenager, knowing the wanton lust I created within the loins of the old men I passed on the street. Check out Married To The Mob's Lolita Pack. It's all about the red lips...

SUMMER STEPPIN