WHERE THA FUCK???

Two weeks ago after my friends birthday karaoke at the Birdcage, I had a ton of people came back at my house and things got a bit messy. Needless to say someone nicked my fucking Rayban Clubmasters from my kitchen table. Whoever the fuck you are I'm gonna snatch your eyeballs out if I see you mincing around Shoreditch in them!! Stick to your shit Wayfarers and gimme my glasses back!!

Here's my glasses, if i see anyone in them there will be trouble...


Then I saw this sign in a shop in Brick Lane, I feel your pain girl, I feel your pain...