SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIENDS...

So here are my girls. Since I've been in London I've met a lotta peeps, but these are my girls for life! Even when they piss me the fuck off I still love em. So lemme introduce....



Gracie baby! This is Grace AKA Detour AKA Amazing G. We bonded at a Kung Fu New Years Eve party. She was admiring my kicks, I was admiring hers...and so a beautiful relationship started. She is caring and kind, we never raise our voices to each other, which is a pretty mean feat for me, and she can shack out on the dancefloor when she's ready. (Actually we all go pretty nuts at the ol' discoteque). Grace works at top agency Unorthodox Styles, and is the last word on sneaker related culture. She also raps in XIT and is making a documentary about London Rudeboys. Poor little Grace only has size UK4 feet (i.e stumps) so if you see any hot OG's in her size, let her know biatch!



Jennifer! Remember her name is JENNIFER! Due to the fact there is also a Jenny, who you will know about in a hot minute, and Jenny's name is Jenny on her birth certificate so thats that. Jennifer is the intelligent, indie element to the clan, who also can remain neutral when fights are about to break out. She loves reading, occasionally DJs crazy partyy music with her outift BOOM BOOM and has the longest eyelashes in London. Jennifer works for the ICA which is always handy when you wanna go see a weirdo foreign film or go to the ultimate club night in a gallery DIRTY CANVAS. But above all she is always there when you need a ear to moan to. Jennifer recently deleted her Myspace acount because she was "over it", so if you wanna talk to her, you'll have to go through us first, Ya Hear!?




Why the Elle not?! This is Elle, our very own Persian Princess. And a Princess she is! Elle likes the finer things in life so if your a crusty, good for nothing dude, don't even TRY it! Thr rest of us will bitch slap you just for the audacity of it! Elle is fun in a jar, hyperactive, sexy, and always with hair and nails freshly done, she is a true star! I've known Elle since I was 17 as we had boyfriends who were friends but now she is more than a mere acquaintance. With Jenny, she is one half of Checkin It the premier street trends agency. Always NETWORKING and a shameless self promoter, Elle is always belle of da ball. She also dances like she has an imaginary hula hoop around her waist. Love it!



Jenny from the Valleys! This is Jenny Welsh also known as Tanya Turner. Unable to shake off her sexy footballers wives look, she assures us of street credentials by listening to Freeze FM every day and knowing every single word to every single garage tune between 1992-2003. Jenny's mum is the best, she sends her Dior leggings and cool belts she finds in charity shops making us all jealous that our mums aren't as cool. The other half of Checkin It, Jenny is a brilliant graphic designer by day and hardcore raver by night. She always sends me texts saying i'm the Bomb Diggity and I never text back because i'm lazy. Love ya girl!



And theres me. Maybe someone else should be writing this, I'm sure they got a hella lot to say but fuck it. I am Sharmadean WAH! Wolverhampton born and bred. I love shiny things. I love sneakers and music, can't stop dancing, have a weak spot for DJs in a fitted, always wearing bright colours, except when I need to concentrate then I wear all black. I make the ultimate fanzine for girls - We Ain't Hoes...WAH...I am obsessed with magazines. I have never been on a plane. I always get ID'd in clubs because I look about 13.